16 LIES ABOUT JOHN GREEN

Remember when you told all those lies about me on Twitter? Well, THIS is like THAT, but with John Green. You have TWO HOURS to vote! That’s until 4pm NYC time! To the winner, a SCARLETT FEVER!

1. mighty_mouse720 @realjohngreen believes it's not butter.

2. erinv@realjohngreen will knock three times on the ceiling if he wants you, twice on the pipes if the answer is no.

3. Loisunpublished @realjohngreen has never really looked for Alaska

4. mighty_mouse720 @realjohngreen dropped an infant into a well, trying to teach it how to swim.

5. Helena2011 @realjohngreen gets a pedicure every tuesday. His toenails say 'i <3 Maureen!'

6. Loisunpublished @realjohngreen invented the Slap-Chop.

7. erinv @realjohngreen is currently writing a book on the fine art of 'manscaping'"

8. K_elli @realjohngreen's main form of transportation is a bike with a flowered banana seat and sparkly pink tassels

9. mighty_mouse720 By day John Green is an author/vlogger, but by night he is the Emerald Arachnid, saving populations in a giant spider suit.

10. lonesome_pine There is no @realjohngreen. Only Zuul.

11. chipmunk2011 @realjohngreen is selling maureen johnson collectibles on ebay. they have her real hair

12. Sergium @realjohngreen is actually just Maureen Johnson before she puts her makeup on.

13. lcrosbie @realjohngreen once tested new medical product called Viagrogaine...now puff levels can never go down.

14. ImaginaryGel http://twitpic.com/eddxy - @maureenjohnson John Green and @coollike got into a fight over who would play Keith. John lost.

15. deanocarroll John Green installed Death Panels on his roof and now all his electricity comes from old people and puppies dying

16. nickmcrae @realjohngreen John Green wears Drakkar Noir.


UPDATE: It was quite a battle, but the winner was NUMBER 15.