tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20580332.post1570306450612417577..comments2023-11-02T16:07:08.761+03:30Comments on Maureen's Blog: I WOULD DIE FOR YOUMaureenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06349710718701701101noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20580332.post-87030345991590117162008-06-16T08:41:00.000+04:302008-06-16T08:41:00.000+04:30Hmm... Let's see what I can do here.Dear Dick Wolf...Hmm... Let's see what I can do here.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Dear Dick Wolf,<BR/><BR/>As an avid Law and Order fan, I would like to say that Maureen Johnson would make an excellent contribution to your TV show(s). You may know her as the author of many wonderful books for young adults. You may not. Even if you don't, a lot of people do. Those people would tune in just to see Maureen's "dead" body far away from jellyfish and millipedes, even for the fraction of a second that you show the victim. Seriously, your ratings would shoot up that night. I know I'd watch it (even though I always do anyway).<BR/><BR/>In conclusion, please make her a homicide victim on her show. She brings her own coffee and everything.<BR/><BR/>-Chelsea<BR/><BR/>(P.S. Please don't confuse her with the character from Rent. Or the realtor from Massachusetts. Or the mother of Lazarus Long from <I>To Sail Beyond the Sunset</I>. Or the lady who makes the 3rd best warm goat cheese salad in the world. Or the crab lady of Cape Cod. Otherwise, you're hiring the wrong person.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20580332.post-75378019105549274422007-04-23T01:06:00.000+03:302007-04-23T01:06:00.000+03:30When you type in "dead body" and "Law and Order" o...When you type in "dead body" and "Law and Order" on Google in the same search, your blog comes up as number two. Congrats! *grins* Maybe the dream will come true.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20580332.post-18109090866810673462007-03-19T07:08:00.000+03:302007-03-19T07:08:00.000+03:30Okay, I'm a bit late to wish you happy birthday, b...Okay, I'm a bit late to wish you happy birthday, but I hope you had one. I'll forward your letter to all my friends; I'm sure they'll get a laugh, and hey, you never know. Maybe one of them will have a second cousin, twice removed, who's uncle's best friend is a casting director for Law and Order.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20580332.post-47141935398897246372007-02-20T03:27:00.000+03:302007-02-20T03:27:00.000+03:30Happy late birthday and congratulations on finishi...Happy late birthday and congratulations on finishing the manuscript!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20580332.post-47801447308155261242007-02-17T06:41:00.000+03:302007-02-17T06:41:00.000+03:30Happy Birthday, Maureen!I'm sure you'd make a wond...Happy Birthday, Maureen!<BR/>I'm sure you'd make a wonderful fake dead body.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com