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Sunday, July 15, 2007

THE FREE MONKEY SONG

I have little to add to this.



If you want to follow along, the words and objects go as follows:

Fervent Metalhead; Face Mask; Fresh Mangos; Furry Malcontent; Fuschia Mohawk; Furtive Musician; Foxy Mama; Frequency Modulation; Fumbling Martha; Fondling Mailboxes; Free Meal; Foamy Mocha; Fifth Microbrew; Fuzzy Muzzles; Fake Moustache; Fog Machine; Fromage Monger; Flirty Man; Foul Mouth; Flagrantly Macho; Ferocious Madwoman; Full Monty; Friends Made.

Free Monkey lyrics:
He's a good boy, loyal friend and companion
He came out of a big box of tea
Won't wear pants, 'cause he don't have much bottom
But he looks good in his sexy white tee

He's a rambler, and he makes friends all over
From London to Bartlesville O.K.
And you'll want him to be yours forever
But don't bother to ask him to stay

Because he's free, FREE MONKEY

Likes good food, don't care where he gets it
And like his coffee, he's thick and he's hot
And since he sure don't believe in moderation
At parties he's a bit of a sot

And he's free, FREE MONKEY

He'll wanna show you how to turn on the ladies
Wanna teach you what this world's all about
Gonna bring you to his way of thinkin'
Gonna get you to let it all hang out

'Cause he's free, FREE MONKEY

Read more about my friend's travels here, on his personal blog. I think I am very jealous.

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11 Comments:

Blogger emily said...

yay i'm first!
that was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome. i love those people.
you made my day.

3:50 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

that was spectacularly made of awesome :o)

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That. Is. Hilarious. Brilliant.

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonderful. :D Very made of awesome indeed.

11:11 PM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

Kickass. That song is pure genius. :D

As soon as I get my computer repaired, I'm gonna put together my Free Monkey video. But currently it is broken and the hard drive is so full I can't even upload the video. Grr.

11:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is to the tune of the Tom Petty song Free Falling, right?

This makes me happy.

3:02 AM  
Blogger Little Willow said...

Devilish 2: The Cat Did It

7:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[PG13 language moment]

[Beginning channeling Spike the Vampire]

Dead Focking Brill!

[ / channeling Spike the Vampire]

[ / PG13 language moment]

3:34 PM  
Blogger Sarah Beth Durst said...

Awesome. Go, Free Monkey!

Okay, that song is so going to be stuck in my head all day.

5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is beyond awesome. I was having a bit of day; this made it all better. yay!

11:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FREE MONKEY! :) Yay.

8:52 PM  

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